fuckit\ list

1. (Fuckit List) (7567↑, 2737↓)

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.

Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List: 1. Jessica Simpson 2. A Milf 3. Megan Fox

Author: Hazen The Miller Lite http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/4151921

2. (Fuckit List) (147↑, 72↓)

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams 2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you? Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren? Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"\!\! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

Author: AirplaneDonk http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/5338016

3. (Fuckit List) (48↑, 21↓)

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless. Fuckit List: 1. Clean the garage. 2. Clean the gutters. 3. Install new toilet. 4. Strip and wax basement floor. 5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage. 6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?" Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.." Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?" Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime\!"

Author: Turkey Trot http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/5961059

4. (Fuckit list) (23↑, 15↓)

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

Author: TakesALickin http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/5962316

5. (Fuckit List) (2↑, 1↓)

Similar to a [Bucket List], a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.

Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.

Author: BLoNEs http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/6075923

6. (Fuckit List) (39↑, 146↓)

A list of things you wish to do before committing suicide.

Doing every street drug I can find is the last thing on my Fuckit List

Author: Tehhet http://fuckit-list.urbanup.com/5724850

Related: fucket list, to do list

Last updated: 2012.02.29